dumbfml: fmylife: Today, I forgot my weed on the kitchen counter before leaving for school. My parents surprised me by coming home a day early from their vacation. My mom had mistaken it for parsley, and it is now on top of my pasta. FML This is a thing that never happened. My hatred of fmylife.com is now well documented, but I feel the need for one last jab, before I stop bashing it forever.